But today, I'd like to start with punctuation. Improper punctuation is almost to epidemic proportions. The things proper/improper punctuation can do!
|Change the entire meaning of a sentence.|
|Save a life with proper punctuation!|
|Accuse the innocent with creative punctuation.|
|Clarification is everything!|
|Have a rocking good time with proper punctuation.. and better company.|
|While texting has its own rules, at least be clear.|
|On a professionally custom-painted pickup.... and they call themselves "professionals"... ?|
See, proper punctuation can define, save a life, exonerate the innocent, clarify, and even improve a party. On the other hand, improper punctuation can do the exact opposite.. in addition to making you look like a full-on doofus.
|So which are you?|
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