Once upon a time, there was a lonely boy. He wanted a best friend. He used to have a best friend, but she decided she liked someone else more and the boy was left alone and sad. So he went looking for a new best friend.
He looked high and low, in big groups and in quiet corners. Eventually, he found a girl in a quiet corner. She was lonely and wanted a best friend, too.
He read about her and fell in love! She was smart, sexy, AND spiritual.
So he sent her an email... and she answered.
He asked her to marry him...
And she said yes!
And now, neither is sad and lonely!